do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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