You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
the raccoons are back...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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