She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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