dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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