I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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