After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i think im in europe. pls send help
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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