i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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