it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i came on her dog
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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