Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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