good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
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