Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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