Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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