we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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