I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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