Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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