I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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