Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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