brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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