awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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