"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
you made out with another girl for some wings
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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