Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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