Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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