elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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