I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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