i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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