Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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