Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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