Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
This is not my ceiling
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just gargled with NyQuil
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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