just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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