Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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