He is an equal opportunity slut.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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