Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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