Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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