Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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