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okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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