Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
