Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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