Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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