Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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