the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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