She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
she pinky promised me she was 18
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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