Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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