he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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