If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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