Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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