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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.

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• (845): View more from New York

  vagina is talking i cant

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong

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• (239): View more from Florida

  i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Ong my arms are moving wo my consent

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'

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  The cougar kind?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs

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  Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment

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