just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS