More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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