ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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