just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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