The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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