hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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