Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
