never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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