He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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